Captain Hammer:
I hate the homeless (pause as he flips cue card) ness problem that plagues our city.
and later:
It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat.
But you know who does that? Lassie!
And she always gets a treat.
So you wonder what your part is
Cause you're homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home's in your chest.
-Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog
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1 comment:
"I get what you want, because I am Captain Hammer. And these [holds up fists] are not the hammer."
[walks away]
[...]
[walks back]
"The hammer is my penis."
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