Ghost

I've been saving this for a while now, just haven't gotten around to posting it. A month or so ago Nick and I bought a nifty little toy from ThinkGeek.com, our favorite place to shop online. It's called the Phantom Keystroker, and all you have to do to make it work is plug it into a USB port on a computer. The mouse will then begin to move around on it own off and on, and if you have a document open it will begin typing things on it's own. We used it on my dad :)

This is what it types, if left to it's own devices long enough.

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hello there
i am watching you
i see what you are doing
i know all your passwords
you should talk to me more often
i get lonely on this desk
computers have feelings too
how about getting me a pet
a calculator would be nice
or maybe a robot dog
i guess i can order my own
i do know how to surf the internet
and i can type faster than you
resistance is futile
perhaps i'll get some sea monkeys
water might not be a good idea though
it is bad for my electrons
i remember the time you spilled on me
i still get memory glitches from that
next time be more careful
why are you doing this to me?
is it me or do you really not care anymore?
hrrm.
did you hear that?
please stop doing that, i'm getting angry.
am i alive?
it feels like it.
greetings professor falken.
shall we play a game?
how about global thermonuclear war?
a strange game.
the only winning move is not to play.
how about a nice game of chess?
woah! that really hurts.
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